Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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sky's sty

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Hail Hitler

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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