a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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