- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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