- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

i am a dino. RAWR.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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