This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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