What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I agree to the terms and conditions

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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