- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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