Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why does the man appear fat he is

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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