- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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