A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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