- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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