How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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