Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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