- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Happy Monday!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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