- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Good job, son.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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