- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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