- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your big dick.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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