- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I agree to the terms and conditions

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Cancer

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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