- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What break when you talk?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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