where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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