- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Goat balls.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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