- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

HELLO EVERYONE

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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