What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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