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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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