- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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