Justin Bieber

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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