- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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