- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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