- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Obama = ebola

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

I'm homeless.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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