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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Go away still nothing to see

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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