- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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