Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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