Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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your life

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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