- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What is your name? My name is Jeff

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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