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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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