- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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