A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Your big dick.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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kkkk

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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