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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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