My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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My cat just died.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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