- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

9/11 my birthday

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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