- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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