where's mom I killed her

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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