- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Yellow People !!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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