Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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