- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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