What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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