What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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