A Chinese man fails a math test

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A hill billy went fishing

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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