Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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