- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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