Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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