What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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