- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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