- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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