- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Yellow People !!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I'm Polish.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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