- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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