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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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