Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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