- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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