What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Weaner

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