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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why are white people white? I don't know

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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