A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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