- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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