- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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