What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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