- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's 9+10? 19

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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