- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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