What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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