- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

race-car = rac-ecar

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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