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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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