- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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