- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

men's rights activists

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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