Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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