Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

So these two girls have a cup .

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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