- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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