- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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