what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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woman's rights

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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